Once again the “party on down dude” season is upon us.
This year it has been left to yours truly to organise the Xmas party for the Conservative Party Group on South Tyneside Council.
Last year we were restricted by how much Conservative councillors put in to the fund, and as a consequence, we went to the Salvation Army soup kitchen in Wearside. This year we have decided to keep it local and invest in local companies.
The itinerary is as follows:
1. Meet in the car park (empty) behind the old Asda at 12 p.m.
2. Xmas Lunch at Gregg’s (King Street). I have already pre booked our meals.
- Me – Cheese and Onion Pasty
- Stinker Milburn (grrrr) – 3 for £1 sausage rolls
- McWoody – anything with chocolate.
3. Customs House, South Shields - “Yearly Review: The Conservatives in Action: A Slide Show”. Includes negatives of the Cheeky Girls bash (Stinker beware)
That vixen Allen (double grrrr) is not invited.
Stinker Milburn (single grrrr) has booked the Mayor’s chariot for the journey home, and McWoody has got somebody else to deliver his papers as chocolate gives him the back door trots (I don’t know why he eats it, but he says its worth the mess).
I myself have still to decide if I will grace the gathering with presence. Two reasons: firstly, I already have a private collection of Cheeky Girls pictures, amassed over the last decade, and b, I can’t put the bash on expenses.
What to do, dear reader, what to do?
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