MISSING PERSON’S REPORT
FILING OFFICER: PC DIBBLE
1. I received a report on 8th November that Councillor and market trader David Posh had gone missing. He was due to present himself on the day in question at East Bilburn Cenotaph at 10.15 p.m. He was honoured with the duty of presenting a wreath on behalf of South Tyneside Council in acknowledgement of those who had died for their country. Accounts show that Councillor Posh and his wreath failed to show up.
2. Extensive police activity, including (public) house to (public) house enquiries, failed to locate Councillor Posh.
3. Subsequent research found Councillor Posh to be located at a drop in house for ex service men in Sunderland Museum. Covered in fake medals (including a forged cycling proficiency badge), Posh was discovered to be scrounging free soup and begging for a bed for the night.
4. This case has now been closed, and Councillor Posh’s details passed on to the Salvation Army.
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