MY OLD AUNT FANNY
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
It changed my life!
HIS CAR WAS S**T ANYWAY
I CANT REMEMBER THE DATE - I WAS PISSED
LABOUR'S LAP DOG!
SPOT THE WREATH
CLEANER FOR SMALLS
EVEN THE POLICE DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
GIVE ME A BREAK, I’M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS
WHAT WILL THE NEW YEAR REVEAL ABOUT THE POSH?
CROCODILE TEARS
SKY DIGITAL REMOTES – volatile – down by 3 with prospect of a side ways movement expected some time soon, or later.
SKY PLUS REMOTES – no movement on the “2 for 1” offer. Conditions damp under foot.
SKY HD REMOTES – a quadruple movement expected on the back spin of a choppy upward XAU whiplash i.e. 30p each
HOWDY YA'LL - WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY RUSTY SHERIFF'S BADGE?
BOXER'S OR UNDERPANT'S?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
The Cowboys Bible
It changed my life!
SO WHAT
HIS CAR WAS S**T ANYWAY
SLEEPERS PUB 1990 SOMETHING
I CANT REMEMBER THE DATE - I WAS PISSED
CAN YOU CLAIM FOR WIGS?
LABOUR'S LAP DOG!
THE TIGER
SPOT THE WREATH
WANTED
CLEANER FOR SMALLS
NOW THEN, NOW THEN – WHAT DON’T WE HAVE HERE!
EVEN THE POLICE DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
GIVE ME A BREAK, I’M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS
2010
WHAT WILL THE NEW YEAR REVEAL ABOUT THE POSH?
SOB SOB SOB
CROCODILE TEARS
WHO IS DAVID POSH - A MAN OF HONOUR?
Hello chums, my name is David Posh and I’m a market trader. My major outlet is located in South Shields Market Place, Mondays, Fridays and Saturdays. I specialize in second hand Sky remote controls (batteries not included), but have been known to dabble in the sale of On Digital boxes, Betamax videos and the recordings of “The Wurzels”.
Despite being at the forefront of the local second hand trading market, I occasionally find time for local politics. I am a member of the Borough’s Parish Council, representing the ward of Cleawood and East Bilburn. The ward is internationally famous for its love of Christmas trees.
I have set up this little on line diary so that you, my customers and my voters, can fully appreciate what I and my fellow fops get up to.
I think it was Biggles (or some other biblical character) who said “I am a man of honour, and let no man cast this asunder”.
I couldn’t agree more.
Despite being at the forefront of the local second hand trading market, I occasionally find time for local politics. I am a member of the Borough’s Parish Council, representing the ward of Cleawood and East Bilburn. The ward is internationally famous for its love of Christmas trees.
I have set up this little on line diary so that you, my customers and my voters, can fully appreciate what I and my fellow fops get up to.
I think it was Biggles (or some other biblical character) who said “I am a man of honour, and let no man cast this asunder”.
I couldn’t agree more.
UP TO DATE FLEA MARKET TRADING CONDITIONS (FMTC) – SKY REMOTES (BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED)
SKY DIGITAL REMOTES – volatile – down by 3 with prospect of a side ways movement expected some time soon, or later.
SKY PLUS REMOTES – no movement on the “2 for 1” offer. Conditions damp under foot.
SKY HD REMOTES – a quadruple movement expected on the back spin of a choppy upward XAU whiplash i.e. 30p each
FAVOURITE BUTLERS - WHAT HO!
Alfred Pennyworth - Batman
Crichton – The Admirable Crichton/Red Dwarf
Jeeves – Jeeves and Wooster
Lurch – The Adams Family
Max – Hart to Hart
Riff Raff – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Blackadder - Series 3
Hudson - Upstairs Downstairs
Rigg - my own admirable butler!
Crichton – The Admirable Crichton/Red Dwarf
Jeeves – Jeeves and Wooster
Lurch – The Adams Family
Max – Hart to Hart
Riff Raff – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Blackadder - Series 3
Hudson - Upstairs Downstairs
Rigg - my own admirable butler!
FAVOURITE FOODS - YUM YUM!
Quails eggs
Foie gras
Venison
Lobster
Oysters
Canapes
Curly Fries
Saveloy dips
Johnny Ringo’s Onion Rings
Foie gras
Venison
Lobster
Oysters
Canapes
Curly Fries
Saveloy dips
Johnny Ringo’s Onion Rings
FAVOURITE WINES - CHING CHING!
Chateauneuf du Pape
Bollinger
Thunderbird
Bella Brusco
Bollinger
Thunderbird
Bella Brusco
FAVOURITE SNOBS - TICKETY BOO!
Lord Snooty
Bertie Wooster
Hyacinth Bucket
Sybil Fawlty
Margo Leadbetter
Captain Mainwaring
Audrey FForbes Hamilton
Bertie Wooster
Hyacinth Bucket
Sybil Fawlty
Margo Leadbetter
Captain Mainwaring
Audrey FForbes Hamilton
FAVOURITE GENTLEMENS CLUBS - PIP PIP!
The Garrick Club
Drones
Roxanne’s
Brigham’s
Drones
Roxanne’s
Brigham’s
FAVOURITE WORZEL SONGS
“I’ve Got A Brand New Combine Harvester” MC Diddy 4 inch Mix
“The Champion Dung Spreader”
“Drunk Again”
“Faggots Is The Stuff”
“I Am A Cider Drinker” Tape Version – Given away free with 4 tins of Spam
“The Champion Dung Spreader”
“Drunk Again”
“Faggots Is The Stuff”
“I Am A Cider Drinker” Tape Version – Given away free with 4 tins of Spam
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- 2010: THE YEAR OF THE POSH
- 2010 AND A CHANGE IN EDITORIAL POLICY
- TWO CHEEKS TO THE BNP
- WALL OF SILENCE
- IN THE CHAIR TODAY
- POSH:MONKEY:TYPEWRITER:SHAKESPEARE
- GOING OUT LIVE ON 101 FM
- HAVE A HAPPY BEARD
- PICTURE POSTCARD
- ANY OLD QUEEN
- RADIO STAR
- WORDS OF WISDOM
- I'VE BEEN BLOWN!
- FULL TRANSCRIPT OF THE FAMOUS RESIGNATION SPEECH
- THE TOP 15 ACCORDING TO POSH
- THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TR...
- THE POSH LOVES THE DOSH
- I LOVE FAMOUS PEOPLE'S BALLS
- HAI KARATE - MORE THAN JUST A TIPPLE!
- PARTY ON DOWN DUDE!
- OPEN THE FLOOD GATES
- OINK, OINK - I SMELL A PORKY
- KINDRED SPIRITS
- TWITTER YE NOT!
- NOW YOU SEE ME....NOW YOU DON'T
- APPEARING SOON AT AN ELECTION NEAR YOU
- CALLING ALL FANS OF STD'S
- KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? NOT ME!
- SHARP EXIT
- THE CUT OF MY JIB!
- TURKEY IN THE SLAMMER
- THROW ME A LIFE LINE…….
- WHATS THAT SMELL?
- DID YOU SEE THIS MAN?
- AWOL
- REMEMBRANCE DAY SNAPS 005
- REMEMBRANCE DAY SNAPS 004
- REMEMBRANCE DAY SNAPS 003
- REMEMBRANCE DAY SNAPS 002
- REMEMBRANCE DAY SNAPS 001
- NO WHEELS = NO MEALS
- THANK GOD FOR CCTV
- IMAGE 001
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- IMAGE 005
- IMAGE 006
- IMAGE 007
- MORE ON THIS LATER.........
- MUG SHOTS TO FOLLOW……..
- CASE CLOSED
- THE PUBLICITY CAMPAIGN STARTS NOW
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