When it comes to feeding the needy, the starving, the oppressed and the afflicted, there is nobody quicker to the front of the buffet queue than yours truly, closely followed by non other than Stinker Milburn himself.
Whilst old Milber’s might have had a cheek to pull the wool from under my hooves when it came to who should stand against that great ball dribbler and expenses stalwart Stephen Hepburn MP, at least he had the decency to invite me to meet and eat with that great vocal duet, “The Cheeky Girls”. (McWoody couldn’t make it, he had his paper round to finish).
The Monster Munch was free which made it wonderful; though the chat was limited (Stinker struggles with English, never mind that strange Slav dialect the two ladies have picked up).
I admire Stinker; he has the ability to spin many, many plates. His recent antics may have escaped the eyes of Mrs Stinker, but the rest of the negatives have yet to be developed.
Perhaps I may just get that nomination!
NOTE: I PREFER TO TRADE IN $!
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