Monday 21 September 2009

THE VALUE OF SECOND HAND SKY REMOTES (BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED) CAN GO UP AS WELL AS DOWN


Despite a decent start to the day, the rain ruined any good trading prospects at the Market.

What the average bod on the street doesn’t realize is that Market trading is a very specialist subject. It requires nerves of steel and an attitude to adversity not dissimilar to that shown by Gordon at Khartoum. That is why I was quick of the mark when trading began and got all my second hand Sky Remotes into Asda carrier bags before they got wet. Not so Wolf Blitzer, who behaved like a work shy fop. His stall got soaked and all his Nazi memorabilia was ruined.

If only Blitzer had followed my line, his stocks would be holding level. Its no good checking the forecasts in Asia, Japan or New Zealand, it’s the weather in South Shields which dictates trading conditions and profit margins.

A wet SS necktie = no profit.
A dry Sky Remote (batteries not included) = bullish profits.

Pip pip punters!

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