Whilst gritting the entrance to my favourite restaurant (Gregg’s, King Street) a lovely little boy came up to me and said:
“Posh, what’s your favourite telly tubby”.
I looked him in the eye (he only had one) and said:
“The Samsung 42” Flat Screen Quattro, HD ready, with multi screen complex speakers, WITH SECOND HAND Sky Remote (batteries not included). And don’t call me tubby, you little oink”.
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