Oh my god, I have a doppelganger.
That explains a few things.
This impostor must have the wreath!
When I find out who it is, she is so dead.
I have already emailed the police, the FBI/CIA/MI5/MI6/Special Branch/The Professionals/ The Persuaders/Danger Man/The Prisoner/Thunderbirds/Frost/Inspector Morse/Rebus/Sherlock Holmes/Hong Kong Phooey/Inch High Private Eye/Scooby Doo etc etc etc.
I now have an army of detectives working for one cause – to stop people laughing at me!
http://twitter.com/cllrdavidpotts
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