The rumour mill has been at it again and I have had to take some very valuable time off from doing nothing to set the record straight on a couple of issues.
Firstly, I have not been asked to repay any of my expenses by Sir Thomas Legg. I am not an MP, and never will be thanks to those hairy marauding Scottish ginger lefties.
Secondly, I shall not be leaving the Conservative Party, crossing the political divide, and joining the Liberals, just because they used to be called “The Whigs”.
Hopefully that should clear up any rumours doing the rounds of the local pubs.
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