CAPTION COMPETITION

Friday 5 February 2010

CAPTION COMPETITION

4 comments:

Lover Boy5 February 2010 at 15:38
Those Cheeky girls took a shine to me
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Curly Wurly5 February 2010 at 22:01
I look like that pirate Captain Hook.

He loved kids.

Just a minute, didn’t Curly get into a little bother for his South Shields Daily Photo activities?

At least this time, I’ve left out the photo of the little boys d””k!
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Forex Skin5 February 2010 at 22:25
It was Pinfield who blacked my eye – especially when he found out I was a complete tosser!
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PC DRIBBLE5 February 2010 at 22:36
Posh sent an email to me when it came to his black eye.

He claimed that the person who twatted him was also the person who laughed at him.

When have I got the time to interview the entire population of the Cleawood and East Bilburn Ward?
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WHO IS DAVID POSH - A MAN OF HONOUR?

Hello chums, my name is David Posh and I’m a market trader. My major outlet is located in South Shields Market Place, Mondays, Fridays and Saturdays. I specialize in second hand Sky remote controls (batteries not included), but have been known to dabble in the sale of On Digital boxes, Betamax videos and the recordings of “The Wurzels”.

Despite being at the forefront of the local second hand trading market, I occasionally find time for local politics. I am a member of the Borough’s Parish Council, representing the ward of Cleawood and East Bilburn. The ward is internationally famous for its love of Christmas trees.

I have set up this little on line diary so that you, my customers and my voters, can fully appreciate what I and my fellow fops get up to.

I think it was Biggles (or some other biblical character) who said “I am a man of honour, and let no man cast this asunder”.

I couldn’t agree more.

DAVID POSH – AKA RODEO DAVE

Friday 5 February 2010