Friday 2 October 2009

RIPPING YARN


Stinker Milburn has just been on the phone.

He’s discovered a ripping yarn called “No Expenses Spared” by Robert Winnett and Gordon Rayner. His butler has been reading him extracts whilst he waits for the mayor’s car to pick him.
Apparently it’s the bee’s knees when it comes to claiming expenses.

I thought I was the font of all knowledge when it came to free public money, but this oracle contains a few tricks even I hadn’t thought off. I must get myself a copy and put it on expenses.

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