According to BBC News 24 India is experiencing problems in getting its infrastructure up to standard for the Commonwealth Games in 2010. Something about too many cows on the streets and the workers not being able to get out of bed on time. This would never have happened in the days of the good old British Raj!!!!!!!!!!
Never mind, temper tantrums get you nowhere.
As Chief Executive of the failed Gypsies Green Olympic 2016 bid, I was extremely disappointed that we did not succeed, and that my expenses claims would come to an end (note to self: delete this last statement on publication).
Undeterred, I have had my thinking top hat on and devised a rather spiffing solution.
At the next full council meeting your three (or two, or one, depending who draws the short straw) Conservative councillors will be putting forward a motion calling for the Commonwealth Games 2010 to be staged at Gypsies Green. The plans re the Olympic bid are easily transferable, and according to Stinker, the proximity of Ocean Road will give some folk the impression they are actually in India.
All I need dear readers, is your support. So get writing to the Gazette, and lets put this area on the map and get those expense claims rolling in again (note to self: delete this last statement on publication).
Never mind, temper tantrums get you nowhere.
As Chief Executive of the failed Gypsies Green Olympic 2016 bid, I was extremely disappointed that we did not succeed, and that my expenses claims would come to an end (note to self: delete this last statement on publication).
Undeterred, I have had my thinking top hat on and devised a rather spiffing solution.
At the next full council meeting your three (or two, or one, depending who draws the short straw) Conservative councillors will be putting forward a motion calling for the Commonwealth Games 2010 to be staged at Gypsies Green. The plans re the Olympic bid are easily transferable, and according to Stinker, the proximity of Ocean Road will give some folk the impression they are actually in India.
All I need dear readers, is your support. So get writing to the Gazette, and lets put this area on the map and get those expense claims rolling in again (note to self: delete this last statement on publication).
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