POSTER BOY

I have decided to start my campaign for the local elections early. My first task will be to have a series of election posters printed which will then be posted above the urinals in The Red Lion.

Below are the three images that I will be using (The Red Lion has three urinals, even though I struggle to actually hit one!). I want some catchy election phrases to go with the posters, but words often fail me, especially after a raft of treble gins and Vimto. I have therefore decided to run a caption competition. The author of the best caption wins a night out with yours truly, and their comments on the poster.

Please enter Karen……..please!