Hello chums, my name is David Posh and I’m a market trader. My major outlet is located in South Shields Market Place, Mondays, Fridays and Saturdays. I specialize in second hand Sky remote controls (batteries not included), but have been known to dabble in the sale of On Digital boxes, Betamax videos and the recordings of “The Wurzels”.
Despite being at the forefront of the local second hand trading market, I occasionally find time for local politics. I am a member of the Borough’s Parish Council, representing the ward of Cleawood and East Bilburn. The ward is internationally famous for its love of Christmas trees.
I have set up this little on line diary so that you, my customers and my voters, can fully appreciate what I and my fellow fops get up to.
I think it was Biggles (or some other biblical character) who said “I am a man of honour, and let no man cast this asunder”.
I couldn’t agree more.
UP TO DATE FLEA MARKET TRADING CONDITIONS (FMTC) – SKY REMOTES (BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED)
SKY DIGITAL REMOTES – volatile – down by 3 with prospect of a side ways movement expected some time soon, or later.
SKY PLUS REMOTES – no movement on the “2 for 1” offer. Conditions damp under foot.
SKY HD REMOTES – a quadruple movement expected on the back spin of a choppy upward XAU whiplash i.e. 30p each
FAVOURITE BUTLERS - WHAT HO!
Alfred Pennyworth - Batman Crichton – The Admirable Crichton/Red Dwarf Jeeves – Jeeves and Wooster Lurch – The Adams Family Max – Hart to Hart Riff Raff – The Rocky Horror Picture Show Blackadder - Series 3 Hudson - Upstairs Downstairs Rigg - my own admirable butler!
POSH SHOUTS: Lembit…Lembit! Which one was yours?.....There’s no way I’m having sloppy seconds!
ReplyDeletePOSH SAYS "WHICH ONE'S KAREN?"
ReplyDeleteCHEEKY GIRLS = CHEEKY BOYS = CHEEKY EXPENSES CLAIM
ReplyDeleteTaxi! Taxi!
ReplyDeleteFor fucks sake, Harrison, where are you when you’re needed! She’s so pissed, both of them don’t know who I am!